Eight Corporate Truths About My People

In 2016, while booking a five-leg international trip at work, I suddenly stopped being able to reliably recall details. I had always felt deeply confident in my working memory, and had been able to do this sort of thing with my eyes closed, so I knew something big was up. A brain tumor? Stress-induced amnesia?

At age 41, my bandwidth had been pretty much running on zero due to a combination of running a biotech startup, parenting a tween and toddler, breadwinning, commuting 2hrs to the lab, and cooking all our family meals from scratch. After thorough analysis and diagnosis, I learned that my life story had been written by a faulty author. The running joke about how “Amy can never find her keys,” and community consensus that “her wife is the organized one,” morphed before my eyes from perceived character deficits into common indicators of ADHD.

Late diagnosis is a common story for women, whose well-honed coping strategies (those which a wiser GenZ refers to as “masking”) start to fall apart when a combination of life-work stressors ramp up to eleven. As children, girls don’t always present with the fidgety, hyper-physical and outwardly obvious manifestations that catch educators’ attention, so girls instead enjoy rounds of encouragement to “just apply themselves.” In my case, cartwheeling in the grocery store aisle was just seen as part of a creative little goofbucket living her best life. When the Cs and Ds in math and science (I have dyscalculia too - a common ADHD partner) started rolling in around 5th grade, I was advised by educators to take things more seriously, but was given a pass due to my hyper-capacity in language, arts, and social science. My ability to write plays and books, and compose complex musical pieces by ear clearly contrasted with this idea that I was incapable, so I wrote their opinions about me off as generational, and ultimately went my own way.

It’s cathartic to realize that you were never defective as a child, teen, nor as an adult, even if you knew it, somewhow, all along. To finally have proof that what steered you “off track” was never dumb apathy; that your lack of accolades had nothing to do with your intelligence or dedication. When my diagnosis came, I took a lonnnng look at my life story, re-examining it from this new perspective and was never the same.

I recently saw a LI post from a late-diagnosed mom, whose journey to discovering her own ADHD was quite similar to mine. In honor of this self-outing in the town square of social media (albeit, a professional one), I have assembled a short list of truths from my own work experience — ways that I (and presumably at least some of my people) hit different in corporate environments.

I hope it highlights the ways we ADHDers are always working so hard to code switch while in the company of neurotypicals, and that what we are perceived to lack is bountifully refunded by our unique capacities, but mostly in the hopes that you’ll forgive us when we lose our corporate phone (again. true story.)

This list is of course not exhaustive, and every brain is different, so it’s not going to be true for every neurodivergent colleague you have. And finally please consult your doctor if you have any concerns about the abilities of your own brain, because I am the absolute last person to be giving you medical advice.

THE BREAKDOWN

  1. We care authentically about the people on our teams and their wellness, far beyond corporate norms, because we are only capable of being genuinely invested, or not in the room at all. We’re natural managers because our experiences of marginalization give us heightened sensitivity and capacity to problem solve, while our value of genuine connection makes people feel seen and safe. Seriously. Let us help make people’s lives better today, or we will just start thinking about laundry. Or cookies. Mmmmm.

  2. We spent so many years building resilience to the disconnect between feeling intelligent, underfed by education, yet not attracted to (or welcome within) traditional learning environments, that we are absolute MASTERS of manifesting excellence with zero resources. Show us the rocketship you want, and we’ll create it from scratch in two days with some dental floss and spare wrapping paper from the garage. Directions not required, all set - we threw in an upgraded audio system and left it in your back yard last night. Sooo NBD.

  3. We brighten to the idea of taking on more and adapt at warp speed to change, because it feels like adventure (we’re big on the journey, rather than the destination). Expanding our understanding of the world is straight fire, and harsh deadlines just sweeten the pot, so we’ll always volunteer to help more during crisis or crunch. We’ll need you to swoop in like a superhero to lighten our workload occasionally because new things always sound fun to us, and our idea of a “normal” pace is not inline with neurotypical expectations.

  4. We’re mischaracterized as workaholics. While men have cultural permission to be at the office late, and will be the ones considered most readily for senior roles, we don’t consider working hard at something we deeply enjoy a “sacrifice,” regardless of the paycheck attached, especially when it means we are modeling that love of finding deep, fulfilling work to our kids. While we are incapable of sustaining interest in the rote, mundane, or familiar, if we are exposed to the hub of the organization where all the action is, we are ride or die, impeccable brand ambassadors, and probably want to memorialize it in tattoo form.

  5. We’re mistaken as dismissive and forgetful because our state varies from day to day. Some mornings bring hyperfocus and we crank through an impossible list in an hour. Others, we need two hours of warm up time to be able to converse, and none of this aligns with a Gantt chart. Unfortunately, we have zero inclination to self-promote or play politics (boring) in the way that would smooth our less-optimal phases over, and we’re terrible at managing expectations or tracking our accomplishments for external validation (again, boring). WE don’t even know what tomorrow will bring in terms of our mood. So annoying, we know.

  6. You’ll assume that we’re jerks in meetings. Our propensity to over-share and interrupt makes us seem pompous and dismissive, when it’s just that our brains actively fight against expected patterns of dialogue (and agendas for that matter). We are wired to either solve hard new problems or go find dopamine elsewhere, and abiding the timing our calendars have arbitrarily allotted for a conversation regardless of its complexity truly feels ridiculous. We dread regular meetings like a root canal so we’ll try endlessly to lighten things up and crack jokes, in an attempt to find connection and community, sort of like finding a buddy to huddle with in the snow cave until the blizzard passes.

  7. We are natural entrepreneurs and builders because curiosity to our brains is like oxygen to fire. Proficiency in a wide range of subjects and areas is our JAM. Corporate normies won’t expect that the wide range of our experiences are ALSO rich and meaningful (we’ve often lived abroad, tried a zillion activities, and have had multiple careers in the time most people do three major life choices). If we’re not met by ADHD-aware management to encourage continued growth, we wilt.

  8. Finally, we don’t have reliable access to the meds we need to function at a consistent pace. If I had a dollar for every pharmacist that starts their sentence with “Adderall is a Schedule I medication so we can’t give that information out”, as though I have not already called 20 pharmacies just to try to find it anywhere in stock so I can work tomorrow, we’d all be on our way to Bali. Ongoing supplier issues, high cost, discrimination, and rampant abuse of common pharmaceutical treatments for ADHD lead to unreliable lead times for refills. In practical terms, that means some days we’re mainlining espresso and kettle chips just hoping to survive, and we’re going to be pretty wretched people to hang with over lunch. We’re probably not going to explain ourselves, because crying to a pharmacist earlier that morning has been traumatizing enough. It means a high likelihood that we’ll forget things you just told us, or important stuff like an all-team meeting that’s been on the calendar for months.

I could go on, but you catch my drift. We’re at once the most delightful and the most impossible of collegues. We ask simply that you’ll remember to notice the former just as much as the latter.

If you’d be so kind. Kthx.


Amy Cray
I point

I point

I say, how beautiful -

They nod, returning to their phones

A nose for business

A precise limitation for attention being granted to the novel, peculiar

The adectodal is not money

Inline with best practice mandates

A right way to be,

purpose

I say how wonderful -

Eagles double pike twist crusty talons outstretched plummet into the depths to procure a meal

Skies later engulfed in fuchsia and periwinkle, the kind witnessed only in storybooks or oily stickers

Clutching my heart for this kind of moment

Bliss

Ah

They concur

Ties are straightened

Soft hands poised

A silver pen put to soft legal pad

Amy Cray
Don’t Hold Your Breath

Dawn is glowing from between the floral blackout shades which are trimmed in an obnoxious buttercup yellow thread. I am stomach sleeping, head to the left as always, left arm extended beyond the mattress, right elbow drawn back into a sharp V. Were I an archer, had I any natural inclination to self-defense, this position might represent a horizontal shooting stance, but I have remained this way with shallow breath in order to honor, savor these hours. My vigil is here, in this bed, cataloging and committing to permanent memory the sound of every sigh, the exact shape of each dust particle falling just beyond my open hand before daylight takes you from this place, and shuttles you into the respectable life you’re creating on this day; one that will make you whole in ways I cannot.

Before I started requiring a double gin and tonic in order to let the air out of my heart at night, to manually aerate the panic encrusted along my spine enough to finally drift to sleep, I did not rumble or toss around in an attempt to find comfort, or arrange the pillows into a sort of cocoon beneath the blankets. Then, I had not known the complex thrill and humiliation of being the girl who gets left behind in the hotel bed, sweat still glistening on my thighs and oxytocin sloshing around in my skull, melting ice and a few remaining sips of $60 hotel bar bourbon in a plastic cup on the particleboard nightstand. I had not known much, really, plagued by a lifetime with someone whose very survival required that I never truly trust my sense of worth. I lie here at once completely healed from an expectation that love and partnership is both forever and underwhelming, while trying to steady my heartbeat. The swell is all around us now, the wave I have been doing everything in my power to deny is here, and it is going to take me under.

The alarm from your phone sounds, and your hand brushes over my fist as you turn to rise from the bed, quietly collecting the evidence of what has transpired from the various surfaces of these rooms. The canvas of your hat being swiped off the bedside table. Zips and keys and your soft exhale, lifting a heavy bag from the armchair, the contents of which will provide you with necessities to carry you through the next few days. Weighted by the obligation to chase after this dream that looks good on paper, you are less brilliant now than the person I have known these years. You no longer converse with a light banter or punctuate my days with laughter and endearing emojis. This is play without passion, topics of conversation regurgitated from dinner parties with the kind of people who surround you now; those who rely on larger-than-life experiences to absolve them from the need to examine or contribute in any meaningful way. They don't ask big questions, and that brings you an easy peace.

The final exchange of I love yous melt deep into my skin, voice in my ear soft like lilacs rustling, and you hover for a moment above me, whispering one sweet thing. You draw back, turning toward the door, and the fragile, electric conversation being had between our bodies for years at a level of sophistication and amplitude I would have otherwise considered fantastical, simply mutes. The future is still, insolvent, irrefutable. I close my eyes.

As the “privacy please” leather tag swishes against the door, the latch clicks, and I become alone.

"I'm never going to see you again, am I?" you posed just last night, as we polished off room service fries. In the moment, I balked, rolling my eyes at the audacity of employing rhetoric while the whole world is ending. But later this morning I will shower and pack my things, wheel my midnight blue suitcase back out into the pastel desert light, catching a ride to the airport and turning toward a life I will make up as I go along. Running my fingertips along the car windowsill, I will glance up at a frozen expanse of sky and it will occur to me that perhaps it was not a question, but a final prayer.

I'm never going to see you again, am I?


Originally created as a standalone piece of writing, “Don’t Hold Your Breath” has become a spoken monologue in a live performance piece, and a recorded piece for the album, “This is the Truth.”

Amy Cray